Wednesday 29 April 2009

Joined-Up Twittering - Temptation, Botheration And Tribulation #

Respect

ITV must be owned by the Murdochracy.
Take the build-up to last night's heavily rigged match between Barcelona and Chelsea/#############################.
The prelude to the prankery saw Steve Ryder and his ebullient hair piece interviewing Bolo Zenden and Andy Townsend at the pitchside.

Suddenly, the Catalunyan 'National' Anthem struck up and 93,000 sang along.
Our three heroes, after a recognition that the said tune was of regional significance, simply spoke right across the musical offering.

But the reason that ITV is BSkyB-like in its offensiveness came minutes later after Zenden had tried to indicate that the Champions League theme tune is of equivalent status to the Catalan hymn.

As the teams entered the field of Teutonic corruption, Els Segadors blasted out again.
On this occasion, ITV simply cut to the adverts in mid-verse.

Would this xenophobic effort have been repeated if it was the English colonial anthem that was being played?

Very Very White

For reasons that remain, now, as unfathomable as they were at the time, I found myself watching the last twenty minutes of the neohyperreality known as the BAFTA Awards.
It was only when Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders won their best female comedy duo ever award (who were the competitors?), and the camera focused on Dawn's gushing hubbie, Lenny Henry, that I realised that he was the only Black person there!
Literally...

There were, however, some very clipped accents.

In that this land is merely a client state of the US, Chomsky's comment on the Land of the Unfree deserves an airing: "This country [the US] has a long history of being kind of ridden by fear. It's a very frightened country. This goes back to colonial times."

Managerial Strategy - The Alpha

All managers are able to undertake the day-to-day aspects of their jobs.
Some are market analysts and have trading models to assess player values in the transfer markets - check out Wenger's spend at Arsenal compared to Benitez or Abramovich, for instance.
A few managers are also strategic.
At successful clubs, this is the core talent necessary to gain edge.
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So, whereas Rafa has altered his primary strategy repeatedly over the season in all aspects of his authority, Wenger has targeted the Champions League from Day One.
As the Gooners are no longer allowed to win the Premier League and the domestic cup competitions are little more than bobbins, this was not a difficult decision.

The bringing in of Arshavin in the transfer window was a masterstroke as it allowed him to dictate the league programme allowing Arsenal to demolish Villa in the race for 4th spot. Incidentally, we were totally wrong on this one - Arshavin is the Real deal.

Then, last week, Wenger, unstrategically, gave Manchester United a few-tenth's of a goal start in the two legged match up.
By holding Liverpool to a draw last week, Arsenal ended the Premier League title race as a going concern.
Any pressure that Ferguson and his team might have been under for the three matches adjacent to the Arsenal Champions League Semi-Final dissipated.
Just like that...

Vow Of Silence

We'd love to tell you what we Really know about the betting activities of a Certain Little Family during the match between Manchester United and Tottenham at the weekend - you know, the one that went from 0-2 to 5-2 in 22 minutes - but we cannot do this thing.

Meanwhile, it is great to report that the Football League, Interpol, the CIA and a rogue team of extraordinary renditioners are taking an active interest in the investigation into unusual betting patterns during the match between Grays Athletic and Forest Green Rovers at the weekend.
This game also had oodles of money on Team B at Half-Time/Team A at Full-Time and, sure enough, the match progressed, as allegedly arranged, to follow the random walk from 0-0 to 0-1 to 2-1.
William Hill and Blue Square closed their books in disgust.

No books were closed on the Man Utd/Spurs affair, though...

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Better focus on Bury and Accrington and Grays and Forest Green though - 'tis one of Albion's 'justice being seen to be done' charades.

Where is the inquiry into the fixed match between Fulham and Wigan - the one where Andrew Johnson told us that he was wearing his '100 goals' vest because "some lad's in the club told me get it done this week" etc etc etc?

And will there be any inquiry into last night's nonsense at the Nou Camp?
Yeah right!
FK Pobeda get an eight-year ban from European competitions for match-fixing.

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Head fake...

Help Our Heroes

We feel strongly about heroic majors hobbling along.

We wish to help.

We intend to undertake research and provide the military with a Google Mash-Up which will exhibit, in Real-time, the occurrence and location of all Afghan weddings, thereby helping our heroes in their worthy aims.

Shock and Awe...

A Functioning Mainstream Football Media? #1,429

Paul Wilson is a loathsome rascal.
It would also appear that he spends rather too much time in the pub.
Firstly, Mouth of Scudamore reckoned that Harry Redknapp should be BBC Sports Personality of the Year...
Despite the bungs inquiry, despite the unexplained love-in with referee Mike Dean, despite the rumours about ############################, despite his employment of Kevin Bond on arrival at Tottenham, despite not substituting an injured keeper at Wigan as he was too busy on his mobile etc etc.

Secondly, Mouth of Scudamore reckoned that Roy Hodgson should be named Manager of the Year. Numerous previous posts show how laughable this would be, but would Wilson's view be in any way tainted by the fact that Fulham club agent, John "Count Your Fingers After Shaking Hands" Colquhoun, is closely linked to Wilson's Guardian 'newspaper'?

No, of course not...

A Functioning Mainstream Football Media? #1,430

In the immediate aftermath of the thrilling 4-4 draw between Liverpool and Arsenal, Duncan White of the Telegraph chose to focus on the problems with the Arsenal defence.
Almunia, Clichy and Gallas were injured and sidelined, while Sagna was making his first appearance following an injury.

Liverpool had 18 shots on target of which only 4 went in.

Arsenal had 4 shots - 4 goals.

In Liverpool's previous match, Chelsea had scored 4 times from 6 efforts on target.

So, 10 shots and 8 goals for Snr Reina, and our privileged one focuses on the other team.

A functioning mainstream football media?

First 100 Days Or 1300 More Days Of THAT!!

When Lawrence Summers was busy earning his $8 million from the US banking industry last year (including $135,000 for one after-dinner speech), he oozed something rather unpleasant.
In 1991, Summers stated: "The laws of economics are like the laws of engineering, one set of laws works everywhere."

Is ObamaWorld right to have this man leading the response to the crisis that he helped to cause?

This is one of the sources of our profound boredom in ObamaWorld.
There are many other such sources.

Paul Feldman: "As the audacity of hope turns into the audacity of hype, the American people will surely have no choice but to take action themselves and create a politics that replaces, rather than offsets, the elites that have wrecked the economy".

Meanwhile, over 50% of the members of Congress are lawyers.

Is this wise?

The Ownership Of Portsmouth

Have you noticed how, slug-like, Harry Redknapp leaves a residue of goo behind him wherever he travels?
Southampton - going out of existence.
Portsmouth - financially fucked and with an illegal owner.

Quoting Israeli lawyer Shahar Harary: "We have evidence that the whole Portsmouth deal was done in Arkady Gaydamak's house in Israel."
Harary went on to say that Gaydamak Snr constantly writes his assets under the names of his children or foreign companies for tax reasons and to avoid creditors.

When Our Great Leader Richard Scudamore returns from his campaign-trail support for the Murdochracy/Premier League puppet standing in the Asian Football Confederation power struggle, perhaps he might like to explain how an arms dealer is owning a Premier League club.

Extraordinary Renditioning Former Minister Cashing In

Celtic sub-supremo Dr John Reid is an ethical sort.
Quoting A World To Win: "Take former defence secretary John Reid. Last month it was revealed that weeks after taking Reid on for £50,000 a year to offer 'strategic advice', the security firm G4S was awarded a 4 year contract to supply private security guards to military sites across Britain."

How masonic can you get?

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Two Related Pieces Of Information

1) The Economist refers to Goldman Sachs as a bank "apparently blessed by Midas".
2) Former Goldman Sachs top-dog, Hank Paulson, when instructing the Bank of America (BofA) over the takeover of Merrill Lynch stated, illegally, that "we do not want public disclosure". Mr Paulson then went on to threaten that the entire board and management of BofA would be fired if it tried to renege on the deal.

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A Big Fuss At The Mall

Cool down, control your tempers...
Why all the fuss about the state of the Wembley pitch.

One is a betting industry man and the other is a career politician, their predecessors were equally uninspiring.
The Premier League is a handicap event and the FA Cup an irrelevance.
England internationals are merely high stake poker matches for disparate groups of insider operators.

It is little wonder that the pitch at the Mall was merely added as an afterthought, for that is what our great sport is to the perpetrators of this deconstruction, an afterthought.

Check out how many of the Great and the Good were in their seats at the start of each of the halves of the FA Cup Semi Finals while numerous Real fans had to content themselves with ITV and Setanta.

Keystone Kops

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Reborn New Paradigmists Take Note

The Economist states that the underlying characteristic of this downturn "is mainly a balance-sheet recession precipitated by a financial crisis. And it is a downturn that is unusually synchronised around the globe... each of these characteristics points to a deep recession and a weak recovery... in the aftermath of a financial bust, private investment tends to fall even after the downturn reaches its trough, whereas private consumption grows more slowly than in other recoveries. Recoveries from globally synchronised recessions take 50% longer than other recoveries."

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Monday 27 April 2009

What Is Intelligence? #

What is intelligence?

Well, let us start with what intelligence is not.

It is not reading Chaucer at an early age.
It is not advancing your career via the fruits of psychopathy.
It is not remaining static or moving backwards professionally despite the competitive advantage of public schools, Oxbridge and freemasonry.
It is not a sharp suit and a clipped accent, nor is it the ability to pronounce the word "golf" in a ludicrous manner.
It is not the demonstration of a stiff upper lip when under pressure.
It is not complexity in order to disguise shallowness of argument.
It is not a cornered market, a monopoly, a duopoly or the ability to trade on privileged insider information.
It is not the benefits gained via a private income.
It is not elitist, nor is it snobby.
It is not understanding archaic etiquette.
It is not a Prada handbag.
It is not the elevation of selected knowledge to inappropriately high planes.
It is not static and inflexible.
It is not listening to Wagner, nor is it attending Glyndebourne or Royal Ascot.
It is not an addiction to high-grade Colombian Charlie.
It is not Larry Summers or Alan Greenspan or Hank Paulson or Gordon Brown.
It is not right wing ideologues gaining career elevation by espousing the 'virtues' of the free market system.
It is not myopic.
It is not the production of 'high level' consultancy documents showing that house prices increase more than average if under the Heathrow Airport flightpaths.
It is not being asked to sit on governmental think tanks.
It is not devoid of humour.
It is not the existential state of being either Great or Good.
It is not attending dinner parties where you drop anecdotes about Harold Pinter and discuss Fibonacci numbers.
It is not the utilisation of complex linguistics in order to disguise a lack of fundamental meaning.
It is not gained by the employment of an 'ideas person'.
It is not short-termist.
It is not irrational.
It is not inefficient, nor is it non-meritocratic.
It is not Black Box algorithmic modelling.
It is not a blinkered perspective.
It is not represented by herd-like behaviourisms.
It is not hunting, shooting and fishing.

The remainder of this post discusses the Privileged, the Intelligent and the Psychopathic and their roles in the onset of the Permanent Depression.

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Wednesday 15 April 2009

An Array Of Dichotomous Hyperrealities #

So, who shall we point the finger of scorn at today?

As we all know, it is the appearance of things that matters.

We have elections to prove that we live in a democratic state.
As Thomas Ferguson's investment theory of politics reminds us, elections are spectacles in which groups of investors coalesce and invest to control the state.

Elections are simply marketing processes.

Take the illusory bubble of ObamaWorld.
Obama gained power through two powerful constituencies - Wall Street and the Internet Army.
We will cast a beady eye briefly over each of these power bases.

Although the final figures have not been released yet (why not?), campaign donations to the ObamaWorld entity were heavily sourced from the former investment banks, commercial banks, hedge funds and private equity entities.
It consequently came as a minimal surprise when Obama's economic team was stuffed with free market Chicago School ideologue types.

People like Larry Summers who supported the non-regulation of derivatives in the nineties, as he trusted that the free market would correct any maverick psychopathy in the sector.
He was wrong.
Better make him President of the National Economic Council then...

People like Tim Geithner who worked behind the curve implementing the initial responses to the Depression alongside Bernanke/Paulson, who is now Secretary of the Treasury, which should remove some of the fear underpinning everything about America.

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So, Wall Street are still in control.

The Internet Army are a particularly undemocratic manifestation although, in ObamaWorld, this linkage between future president and the masses was marketed as 'Real Democracy'.
It wasn't anything of the sort.
It was a standard military command structure - orders coming from above.

As Noam Chomsky has pointed out, a true Real Democracy would have been the Internet Army telling Obama what policies he must implement in order for them to help him get elected.
Bottom-Up Democracy.

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War Criminal Sets Up Faith Foundation

Multiple War Criminal Tony Blair, currently hiding in a zionist bunker on the outskirts of Tel Aviv, has established a Faith Foundation.

This is positively post-Orwellian in the degree of duplicitous dichotomy.
The Poodle, The Joker, the Mass Murderer...

Just send the bastard to Den Haag and be done with it!
This is a farewell kiss, you dog!

There are numerous countries that the likes of Blair, Hoon, Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld dare not travel due to the territories' global jurisdiction legal system.

Remember when the Spanish judiciary were after Thatcher's favourite war criminal, Pinochet?
Well, that was the prompt for New Labour mafia-don Jack Straw to allow the nasty little man to return to Chile.

We see a strategy here to ensnare Blair...
Let him become President of Greater Europa, or whatever fake nonsense he is currently seeking.
He will travel to Brussels for his investiture only to be nicked by the Belgian gendarme for crimes against humanity.
Sorted.
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Scotland Yard - to investigate claims of torture against British citizens in Third World Torture Centres, with representatives of British Military Intelligence in attendance during the illegal processes.
Excellent.
Justice being seen to be done.

The police investigating the military police...!

And, if there is just too much evidence to secrete it away from prying eyes, the guilty must only be charged under Health and Safety legislation, that catch-all category that covers everything from electric shock torture, waterboarding, the putting of seven bullets into an innocent man's head and the correct placement of fire extinguishers at the necessary locations within a place of work.
Tut tut!
A fifty quid fine, mate, and don't do it again.

Post-Orwellian Sub-Democracy.
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All people of a rational disposition would accept that the bookmakers have ruined football in England - the Premier League is merely a glorified and handicapped horserace.

The Champions League is different.
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Which brings us to last night's wunder-match between Russia and America at Stamford Bridge.
A shit hanging from a stick this most definitely was not.

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[a breakdown of the real underpinnings of last night's match is for subscribers only]

My favourite part of the game was the post-match interview with Loose Guus.
Asked about what he had 'said' to the players during the half-time interval, Guus threw his concerns about tax issues from his mind and began: "To be honest, and why not?".

Why not, indeed...
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Obama keeps telling us that he is able to see the seeds of recovery.
Summers prefers to see shares as "the sale of the century".
Bernanke sees a slowdown in the decline.
Jim O'Neill at Goldman Sachs thinks that there is much positive news beginning to break.
Obama is now hinting at hopes of recovery.

Meanwhile, in the Real World...

I wish that dead cat would stop bouncing outside my office window...
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"While misery strews your streets with corpses, and fills your prisons with thieves and murderers, where are the swindlers of the fashionable world?... The most corrupting examples, and the most revolting cynicism, the most shameless robbery... Are you not afraid that the poor man put in the dock for snatching a piece of bread from the baker's stall will not, one day, become so enraged that, stone by stone, he will demolish the Stock Exchange, a wild den where the treasure of the state and the fortunes of families are stolen with impunity?" - Larouche populaire, from Michel Foucault 'Discipline And Punish'.

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Sunday 12 April 2009

A Mega-Neo-Hyper-Twitter #

My goodness, you take three weeks off in order to deal with death and loss and an alteration to new realities, and the fake world of football continues to astonish.

And, en masse...

Welcome to our Mega-Neo-Hyper-Twitter.

The cumulative impact of this post shows what a charade the footballing world has become - by including all this nonsense in just one post, it demonstrates the massive wave of rubbish that you are all being continually fed by what is laughingly called the mainstream media.

And don't think that we have finished with the corrupt consortium who are corrupting Premier League games either.

Our next post details the mechanics of the scam with particular focus on several matches involving players from this corrupt stable of manipulators.
And a leading newspaper group are helping our case with a demonstration of their unrealised (!?) links to individuals involved in this colossal scam as fake media coverage and column centimetres are given this weekend to two of the players under the tutelage of our conspirator-in-chief.

After all, what is the mainstream media for other than to gather their Diplock gold and to perpetuate the myth that we are dealing with a sporting reality here?

Incidentally, one of the criminals involved in this corruption attempted to get the Football Is Fixed blog closed following our last post.
Blogger informed us of their efforts.

Sir, accept the fact that your public image is to be permanently tarnished or take us to court :)
In a Keeganesque-stylee, we would love it if you took legal action.
Go on.
Do one.

Anyway, back to the Mega-Neo-Hyper-Twitter.
We intend to twitter about the following phantasmagoric fallacies in today's post:

The Difference Between Football And Religion
Why All True Celtic Fans Should Wish For Rangers To Win The SPL Title
Kevin Kilbane And His Revealing Body Language
Crookery At The Grand National
The Enhanced Energy of Liverpool
How To Solve The Global Water Shortage
Why The US Is Identical To North Korea
A Filipino Derby In The Premier League
Stoke City - A Proper Shit On A Stick
Yet Another Second Coming At Newcastle
Why The Premier League Target Sunderland
Betting Turnover On Tottenham Hotspur Matches
Getting Your Teeth Whitened For A Parental Funeral
The Dubious Dubious Goals Panel
The Resurrection Of The Premier League Title Race (Fakely, Of Course)
The Return Of Clattenbung
Non-Criminality At Porto (Allegedly)
Manipulation Of Match Referees In The Premier League
Why Southampton Are Different Than Luton, Rotherham Or Leeds United
Howard Webb And Poland
Proof That Steven Gerrard Is Not In Any Way Involved In Anything Remotely Criminal
Why Black Men Shouldn't Buy Jewelry In Cheshire
Thank Goodness For France
Video Technology (Again)
Harry Redknapp And His Toxicity

Welcome to the World Of ScudamoreWorld.

Finally, we would like to offer a free annual subscription to the Football Is Fixed blog to the true hero who threw a coin at Mike Dean during the match between Cardiff and Swansea (see: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8vsrg_mike-dean-hit-by-coin_sport).
There is no truth in the rumour that Dean picked up the coin and bet with it during the half-time interval...

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Wednesday 8 April 2009

Surely, This Isn't A Chantage, After All!? #

At least we now know how seriously the footballing authorities in England take corruption in match outcomes.

When over 90% of Premier League matches are affected by rogue operators - players, match officials, agents, management, hyper-owners, the institutions and, of course, the omnipresent bookmaking fraternity - we should hardly be comforted by the FA taking a stance against the betting shenanigans in last year's match between Bury and Accrington Stanley in League 2.

What about the 90% of Premier League matches that are fixed?
Okay, the evidence is secreted away in private markets for many events but what about the Fulham versus Wigan Athletic match in October?
Full knowledge is known throughout the industry about that particular fix and yet nothing is done.

Which neatly brings us back to our corrupt consortium in the Premier League.

The Consultancy Document (CD#1) that we are selling exclusively via auction will enable the winning bidder to profit massively from the corruptions being undertaken by this criminal consortium, simply by applying our configurative model to the events where the consortium are targeting profit.

On some weekends, ##################### of the matches in the Premier League are affected.
England international matches are also criminalised by our consortium.

And these people and their corruptions are widely known in the mainstream media.
If we had a functioning mainstream media, these would be headlines.
Unfortunately, we don't...

Some more hints to persuade you of the importance of this CD#1 document.

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Players from ########## Premier League clubs are a part of the conspiracy.
Media celebrities at both BBC and BSkyB are aware of the scams and, in certain cases, take advantage of the information.
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The full impact of this private insider crookery is extensive.
It is not just the match outcomes and betting markets that are distorted but also the efficacy of the league table, the sharing of prizes and relegations, the careers of players and management damaged by the corruptions etc etc etc.

The closing date for bids for CD#1 is April 17th.
The Reserve Price is £100,000.

NB: Incidentally, this venture is most assuredly not a "chantage" as we have no interest whatsoever in receiving any payment from the criminals who are driving this corrupt consortium. We merely wish to grow our business at their indirect expense, while exposing the scam and exploding the media faces of the individuals involved.

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Monday 6 April 2009

Competitive Advantage Rather Than De-Chantage? #

Everything is entirely new strategically at Football Is Fixed/Dietrological.

Chaos reigns.
Constructive chaos...

On Saturday, we introduced our first Consultancy Document (CD#1), where we detailed the auction of highly valuable information regarding a massive betting market-based scam being perpetrated in the English Premier League by a grouping of industry insiders.

Every few days until the termination of the auction window on April 17th, we will be releasing further nuggets of knowledge about this criminal conspiracy that is corrupting your sport.

We wish to encourage your professional interest.

And today's inducements are...

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